tokoshi:

me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour with my phone on 2%

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saltfishandbake:

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!